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Share this article Share And tonight she blasted the broadcaster and comedian and said Channel 4’s role as official UK broadcaster of the Paralympics should be questioned in the light of the finding. Katie, who is in Argentina with boyfriend Leandro Penna, said Channel 4’s role as official UK broadcaster of the Paralympics should now be called into question Ofcom and Channel 4’s response was ‘sadly symptomatic of how disability is treated in our society and should not be accepted’, she said. It was about a direct attack on a disabled eight-year-old child by a national broadcaster which let us not forget is to be the official broadcaster for the Paralympics – a role which should be questioned in light of this finding. Channel 4 denied that Boyle’s joke about Harvey was about his disability It denied that the joke about Price and Harvey was about Harvey’s disability, or about rape or incest, saying it was ‘simply absurdist satire’. The broadcaster said that Price had already put her child in the public eye, had sparked complaints about being too sexually explicit in front of her children in her own reality show, and that her new husband Reid – who she has since split from – ‘made a series of public jokes about Harvey resembling the fictional character The Incredible Hulk’ due to being strong and large for his age. The broadcaster said it was ‘these specific remarks and the general high profile of the child, that Frankie Boyle’s joke is predicated upon’. It said that the joke about custody was not about Harvey but ‘aimed clearly at Katie Price and Peter Andre, painting them as cynically exploiting a child in custody proceedings in the media. It accepted that Price, Reid and Andre ‘have consciously exposed their and their children’s lives to the media’. But it said that this did not justify humour targeted at a child’s expense, especially when the child is ‘as young as eight years old, and has a number of disabilities which are specifically focused on as the target of that intended humour’.

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Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is? One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.

Irish Jokes Here is wide selection of Irish jokes, from the dry to the dumb. One of the great Irish traits is their ability to make fun of themselves and they have perfected the trait.

The Funniest Jewish Jokes. Part 2 These classic jokes are quintessentially Jewish and put me into hysterics. Some you may know, others may be new, but all are: No such thing as Jewish humor?! Jackie Mason and Ricky Gervais separated at birth? So for you, dear readers, I bring you my absolute faves.

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Some old and some new, and all have an underlying point. How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to convince others to do it, a second to donate the bulb, a third to screw it in, and a fourth to make a speech saying the entire Jewish people stands behind the new bulb.

Bert and Ernie are two Muppets who appear together in numerous skits on the popular U.S. children’s television show Sesame ated by Frank Oz and Jim Henson, the characters are currently performed by puppeteers Eric Jacobson and Peter Linz and .

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried. If ignorance is bliss, I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? No one ever says, “It’s only a game. I still miss my ex. A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!! You’ll just have to be a little patient. If a thing is worth doing it would have been done already. If your voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

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Initially, Henson performed Bert and Oz performed Ernie, but after just one day of rehearsal, they switched characters. The original idea was to show that even though two people can have totally different characteristics, they can still be good friends. Their brief appearance was the only part of the pilot that tested well, so it was decided that not only should Muppet characters be the “stars” of the show, but would also interact with the human characters, something that was not done in the pilot.

For example, in one sketch, Ernie tells Bert he started to collect ice cubes the day before, and put them under the electric blanket overnight.

Pilot Humor. Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.

Irish Jokes Here is wide selection of Irish jokes, from the dry to the dumb. One of the great Irish traits is their ability to make fun of themselves and they have perfected the trait. Many thanks to all of you have sent us these jokes and all the others we can’t print. An English man and an Irish man are driving head on at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.

In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, who toasts, “May the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.

Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, who replies: He was much impressed by the moosehead over the fireplace. Cabot, bigger even than the great Irish Deer, Oi’m thinkin’. Cabot, “that moose was a fighter among moose. I tracked him for over two days and when I finally shot him it took six men to load him in the jeep.

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In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put Santa’s flying skills to the test The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolph’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload.

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Poor as a church mouse. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it? Let’s go get a beer. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?

I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful. A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

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A man goes to the doctor and says: Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages. When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.

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Murphy replies, “If they f A man and his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when the wife suddenly died. The husband said, “Ship her home. If you told a lie it would suck you in. One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said, “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world,” and it sucked her in.

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